She called me a hellion

I was simply rearranging certain items in the living room, an area which will never be greatly improved until she ditches most of her objets and I use that word loosely. But I was trying to help.

Not to imply a revenge motive but let's just say I wasn't unpleased when she came in a saw an ear of corn stripped of its leaves and tassels.

I am a bon vivant. She has no vocabulary.