Redecorating tips

While she was busily typing away in the other room, I managed to get quite a lot done. Here's a tip. Green plants add a focal point and visual interest to any room. While I was positioning the plant, I was also trying to remove those oft mentioned pink sheets from the so-called love seat. I have no great love for this clumsy piece of furniture so if pressed, I'm sure I'd come up with another name.

Sound travels and she came in to find dirt everywhere.

Frankly, I don't understand how she expects to write anything at all, let alone an entire book when all she keeps saying is "Thank God for whoever invented the crate."

I don't share her affection for this individual.